Life insurance joke from Elise...
James Hacker was a rich old man dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his life insurance broker, doctor and preacher:
"I trusted each of you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to take it with me."
Mr Hacker died and at the funeral, each one placed the envelope on top of the coffin, then he was laid to rest.
On the way from the funeral, in the limo, the doctor confessed "I must tell you gentlemen I only put $20,000 on top of Mr Hacker’s coffin. I wanted to buy this new machine that would enable me to diagnose his rare disease and save others. It's what he would have wanted."
Then the preacher said: "I have to confess I only put $10,000 on top of Mr Hacker’s coffin. We needed that money to help more homeless people. I know it's what Mr Hacker would've wanted"
The life insurance broker was angry at both men and said: "I can't believe either of you, stealing from a dead man. I wrote Mr Hacker a check for the full $30,000!"All blog articles